We the Corporations

The Republican Supreme Court just said that corporations have the same rights as ordinary people. Money now talks, walks and governs the UCA (formerly the USA).
Some changes need to be made:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Corporations are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Corporations, deriving their just powers from the consent of the Corporations….

AND;

We the Corporations of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union of Corporations, establish Justice for Corporations, insure Corporate Tranquility, provide for the common defense of Corporations, promote the general Welfare of Corporations, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to Corporations and Corporate Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United Corporations of America.

Just some changes to reflect the facts of the Supreme Court decision.