“Pinochet’s disease”-“temporary light dementia"

Surprise, surprise who would have thought the Republicans would hold up Eric Holder’s nomination; “indefinitely”.

Holder calls torture, torture and is sending cold shivers down some Republican spines.

Do you think that some Republican's need time to grow a beard, buy a Hawaiian shirt, sunglasses, a wig, maybe a little plastic surgery, a new passport with someone else's name on it and a one way ticket to Chili?

Or:
It could be that decades of alcohol and cocaine abuse can cause “temporary light dementia" or “Pinochet’s disease”. Maybe that could be a legal defense.